資料來源ptt BRIT-POP
《Nappies》

- 因慶祝女兒Apple出世而寫給老婆Gwyneth Paltrow

網址:http://www.coldplay.com/nappies.html
翻譯:搖滾奶媽Q
歌詞:

Sometimes you're happy,
sometimes you frown,
With your hormones bouncing up and down
Sometimes you're happy,
sometimes your sad,
What a weird nine months that you have had

有時妳笑顏逐開
有時妳不禁皺眉
隨著妳的荷爾蒙在體內上下碰撞
有時妳欣喜若狂
有時妳低落沮喪
真是渡過了多麼詭異的九個月

There's shit going down that you can't disguise,
When your boobs dem got ten times the size,
The cups gone up from an A to D.
It's bad for you but it's fun for me.

妳無法掩飾 假裝沒發生那些狗屁倒灶的事
當妳的ㄋㄟ ㄋㄟ變成了十倍大
罩杯從A一路竄升到D
對妳來說也許是壞消息
對我而言可是樂趣無比

Now just cos a little bit of rumpy pump,
Now you're walking round with a great big bump,
You might have thought as you're French you woulda said ‘Non’
Or at least you woulda made me stick a condom on,

只因為當初一個臀部的扭動碰撞
現在你走來走去都要帶著一個球
如果妳是法國人的話就會回答:Non!
或至少要我戴上保險套

I think you might find that it's really fun,
An oven's no use unless you make a bun,
It's something to learn, it really is,
Now you know what that sticky stuff is

我想妳可能會發現其中的樂趣
畢竟除非妳用它來烤麵包 否則烤爐將毫無用武之地﹝羞﹞
那真是件值得學習的事情
而妳現在知道了那黏黏的玩意兒是什麼東西

I'll be there, thorough the thin and the thick,
I'm gonna clean up all the poo and the sick,
I'll be there to make you happy,
And keep everything clean,
I'll change the nappy for the washing machine
I ain't no baddy I ain't no baddy
I am your baby's daddy.
我會陪著妳渡過所有快樂傷心
我會清理乾淨所有嘔吐尿液
我會在妳身旁逗妳開心
我會更換好尿布放入洗衣機
我不是壞蛋 我不是壞蛋
我是妳寶寶的老北

Sometimes you think what a fool I am,
And why did I marry this awful man,
Now a baby's part of my family plan,
Can it kick me? Yes it can.

有時妳會想自己是個傻蛋
為什麼要嫁給這個混蛋男孩
而現在一個嬰兒已加入了我的家庭計畫
她能為我帶來樂趣嗎?當然可以
My name is Ken and I've got three,
Do I like being a Daddy, yes definitely,
Though I have to warn you it's not always fun,

There'll be times when you wished you'd been a nun.

我的名字是Ken 我有三個小孩
我喜歡當個老爸嗎?毫無疑問
但我得警告你這並非永遠開心有趣
有時你寧願希望自己出家當尼姑

I'll be there, thorough the thin and the thick,
I'm gonna clean up all the poo and the sick,
I'll be there to make you happy,
And I'll bring in the bread,

我會陪著妳渡過所有快樂傷心
我會清理乾淨所有嘔吐尿液
我會在妳身旁逗妳開心
更會努力賺錢養活生計
I'll be the nanny,
you can go out instead
And I know you'll be grumpy that's what everyone sees,
And you're not gonna hump me for forty two days,
If you don't want more babies and you cannot disguise it
Then I'll take my **** and vasectomise it

我會當好保姆
讓妳出外玩樂
而我知道妳會讓人人都看見臭臉
更連續42天拒絕跟我炒飯
如果妳不希望再有更多小孩 也無法掩飾
那我就會拿出我的XX﹝消音﹞把它結紮去

I ain't no baddy I ain't no baddy
Sometime I make you saddy,
I ain't no baddy I ain't no baddy
I am your baby's daddy,

我不是壞蛋 我不是壞蛋
有時我讓妳傷心
我不是壞蛋 我不是壞蛋
我是妳寶寶的老北
She told me to
Crawl this way, bawl this way
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看的時候整個嚇到
心想 喔天啊 這真的是coldplay嗎
不過聽到主唱的聲音後
就確定 他們是
裡面有主唱扭屁股的片段
挺有趣的

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